I received this from my mother-in-law. Those of us that live in (or are from) Michigan can relate.
Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart
Floridians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Great Lakes.
Texans light their pilot flames.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
Arizonians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
North Carolinians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door-to-door.
Polar Bears begin to evacuate the arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mount St. Helens freezes up.
People in Michigan rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
All molecular motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Superbowl!